About Alan Carr
Alan Carr (born 14 June 1976) is an English stand-up comedian and media personality.
@missrob25 im the back end of the donkey x
Time Posted: 5 months ago
@Kyloooo give me a goddamn break i have 356,643 followers i only have two fingers - not literally you understand - to type x
Time Posted: 5 months ago
@luciferloo ha ha x x
Time Posted: 4 months ago
@AsaMK you're gonna love it x
Time Posted: 4 months ago
@IzzyBlick good luck fingers crossed x x
Time Posted: 4 months ago
Next you'll be telling me they've replaced the Berlin Wall with trellis
Time Posted: 4 months ago
Oh? I just had lots of tweets saying GG had been executed i realise now its a channel 4 documentary. Oops!
Time Posted: 4 months ago
@MariaRowbotham i missed cdwm last sunday - is it true a snake shat on the table?!!?
Time Posted: 4 months ago
I pop out to watch 'La Cage' and when i get in I find out Gary Glitters been executed. Never a dull moment
Time Posted: 4 months ago
@Palomafaith i know ive made a career out of it!!
Time Posted: 4 months ago
Just seen La cage Au Folles. John Barrowman was amazing, you've got to go and see it. Its not camp at all i promise.
Time Posted: 4 months ago
@TraceyLynnP Lets all watch Alan Titchmarsh then!!!
Time Posted: 4 months ago
@charlie_h_smith yes J-Lo is a good-un
Time Posted: 5 months ago
@harryrwales Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy B...oh you get the gist..
Time Posted: 5 months ago
@MissJoJoSmith of course you can. U watching True Blood?
Time Posted: 4 months ago
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