About Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. Cook performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident.
He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular".
As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.
EXT. THE GYM - DAY
Across the street devil horns slowly grow out of KFC. I grab the gym door hoping it's locked yet praying it opens.
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Watching my Red Sox vs. Yankees. Baseball officially back!!! Fenway looks great. Go Bosox!!
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months ago
Perfect timing 4 earthquake! I just got up @ huge party silenced every1 & did Vader speech "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."
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months ago
Sometimes I think a hot chick is texting me at 2:15am but it's booty text from CNN BREAKING NEWS. cnn is a dick tease.
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Hitting Clash of the Titans 2day. Heard it was a let down but sometimes in life thats where the learning takes place.
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months ago
That said I'm free Saturday night if you guys know any wounded girls that would like a should to plan an exit strategy on.
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months ago
After that it's all good times albeit separated mostly but co existing together like roommates sharing DVR hard drive space.
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months ago
Like 2 date a person that hates me from the very start. Work to a heavy distain then ambivalent grudge & eventually silent resentment.
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months ago
the serenity prayer - I 2.0'd it. Happy religious stuff weekend everyone! http://yfrog.com/3587174162j
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months ago
@joerogandotnet we r now following each other JoRo. It's like LightShips all over again but this time we r co-headlining 4 Dick Bucks.
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months ago
@katharinemcphee why not have a couple of drinks before instead? Get sozzled prior and boom you're ready to rumble.
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months ago
My mom would have been 70 today. Happy birthday Donna Jean Cook!
I love & miss you boatloads. xo Mr. D *
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months ago
Performing at White House 2nite 4 The United States of AmericHaHa Show w/guest host Anthony C3PO Daniels! Ok yea April Fools uh huh we done?
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months ago
Working on 1 sequel 4 all of my comedy films. We're calling it
Good Luck With My Best Friends Girl Of The Month.
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months ago
New web series I'm writing is some of my fav stuff yet. Can't wait 2 finish it up & share. I just need a cameo from Kim K then Im golden!
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months ago
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