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About Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident.

He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.
Congrats to all the #Giants fans. Exciting SuperBowl but a tough loss for my #Patriots. Great season. One of the best in recent years.
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#PATS #PATS #PATS
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Weirdst halftime show. Madonna had blond chest hair and CeeLo was wearing the entire night sky.
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10-9 #PATRIOTS ------ whoooo hooooo now Madonna can perform while I go eat mac & cheese.
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It's a serious event when you buy balloons. #GOPATRIOTS http://t.co/LNqVUKrH
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#SuperBowl Sunday -- Both teams strong but you can't out coach Bill Belichick. #Patriots #Pats #Patriots Pats MAKE SOME NOISE!
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Beautiful SuperBowl Sunday here in Los Angeles. Celebrating with my follow New Englanders. LET'S GO #PATRIOTS !!!!
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One of my fav quotes: Night all!!! "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
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@LISALLA1 ha Twitter stinks sometimes everyone- it auto blocked a bunch of our followers.. no hate zone -let's all sing GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART
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I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS
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Ouch @Lisalla1 blocked the shit outta me. Guess that's todays version of no dessert just the check? Sing her the shananana song please
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It's Saturday night. Don't forget to wash your ass.
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“Any guy who thinks he can read the mind of a woman is a guy who knows nothin’!” -Robert Evans, producer
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I'm performing at the Laugh Factory Hollywood California again tonight. 10 O'clock show time. Theme is sexy Star Wars characters.
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@courtney_cook hungry like the wolf
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